"Mom, I hit the baby with my ball and now she's crabby and I'm going to get swallowed by a whale."
"You love your big brother, dontcha baby? Yes, you do."
"Mom, I took her plug away and she's not crabby."
"Mom. I know I'm not supposed to be in her crib when she's napping, but I wanted to see her smile."
"I think I heard my baby. Let's go get her!"
"Dad! Bring Mom!" (apparently, I wasn't moving enough for him that night. He had only called for me twice!)
"Mom, I have an idea! Let's move Rudy's crib into my room and then we can put another baby in Rudy's room." (this was at 1 am)
"Let I see what's the matter."
"I already see-ed, Mom." (in response to any time I say, "We'll see."
"It's bedtime? That's awful."
"Mom!!!! My butt is cracked."
"How is a whale born?"
"When I grow up, I'm going to be a bee. I just have to grow a stinger and fill in my crack."
"Don't let my baby sleep, Mom. I want to play with her."
Me: Tomorrow is Saturday so Daddy doesn't have to work. Baba: No, Mom, Sad days are when Dad has to work.
Baba: Did someone forget a washcloth? Me: Did someone forget his manners? Baba: Did someone forget a washcloth, please?
"Mom! Let's name our next baby, 'Baby Skunk!' "
"Can I go back to day-care so you can have another baby in your tummy?"
"C'mon, Wili. Let's play bat-the-ball!"
"Make me something I've never ever had for lunch before."
"Spinach! I want spinach on my lunch."
"I don't think I've watched enough TV."