Romance

Zippy: You know, I've had a lot of fun with you since we dropped the boy off at your parents.

Me: You sound surprised.

Zippy: Yeah, I am. I mean, I just wanted to tell you that.

Its nice to know after almost four years of marriage (and eight years of being together) he is still surprised that he has fun with me.

Romance

Me: What if I say I want to have another baby now?

Zippy: Then as soon as you finish imitating a stuck hog, we better get busy.

Who says romance is dead?