Massive periosteum hematoma to the left tibia with superficial abrasions.
Sounds so much better than I bruised my shin bone and skinned my knee.
Happy Birthday Little Ditty. She said to herself when she woke up today, "If I was my sister, I would be having a baby in 3 months."
Meaning, I had Baba when I was 23 and 3 months. She is not pregnant nor married. I was both.