Dear Ms. ZarahZou,
Are you aware that by sending me an invitation to join your blog, it appears that I am able to create posts under your name? In the future, I will try to refrain from the havoc I could create by making said posts. But this is only if you are nice to me.
ZennieZou (who is your new favorite person, and who you will now pay a total sum of $1 break bucks every single work day)